The Purchase Independent

By Dana Ellis & Sabrina Nan Miller

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Print Limit and Privacy Issue Updates
Campus Technology Services has been working to establish an official page-limit for students using campus printers by the upcoming spring semester. Purchase Student Government Association Senator of Fort Awesome, Dennis O’Brien has been holding weekly ad-hoc committee meetings with students and CTS officials to deliberate.
At the start of this semester, [...]

By Tony Cella
Staff Newsboy
Last Sunday night thirteen students met at PUSH’s clubroom in the basement of Campus Center North. The room was a potluck of slogans. One poster said “Housing is a Right. Not a Privilege.” Another showed a blonde white woman reading Black Panther Eldrige Cleaver’s Soul On Ice, a misogyny laced account of [...]

By Dallas Meck
Staff Writer
Bouncing across the brick way, ringing bells and waving pleasantly to fellow Purchasers, gliding past Terra Ve, I suddenly feel like singing “you will set behind a team of snow white horses, in the slickest gig you ever see!, Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when I take you out in [...]

By Kris Wellman & James Majeski
Staff Writers
“Bonjour,” the cyst-like figure said to me, extending his arm in a perfect perpendicular angle. “Welcome, students! Tonight’s class: the theatre of life.” Students? What students? I came to the Stood to watch Wham City’s Jurassic Park! I want to be entertained by spot-on Jeff Goldblum impressions and a [...]